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twerkinalo

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Any good ipv6 jokes yet?
« on: April 09, 2011, 04:02:55 AM »

Has anyone heard any good jokes that have something to do with ipv6?[/glow]


 LETS HEAR THEM EVERYONE!!!
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Re: Any good ipv6 jokes yet?
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2011, 07:42:13 AM »


im looking for a word maker from a-f to make funny things :p

like the common used

dead:beaf:cafe:bed:bad:

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Re: Any good ipv6 jokes yet?
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2011, 04:23:16 PM »



Not a direct IPv6 joke but it gets the point across.  ;D
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Re: Any good ipv6 jokes yet?
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2011, 02:50:01 PM »

An IPv4 address space walks into a bar: "A strong CIDR please. I'm exhausted."
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Re: Any good ipv6 jokes yet?
« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2011, 01:09:42 AM »

^ heh
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Re: Any good ipv6 jokes yet?
« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2011, 05:16:35 AM »

An IPv4 address space walks into a bar: "A strong CIDR please. I'm exhausted."

  • I just had a fc00::bad:c0f:fee at my local bar
  • There's no place like ::1
  • In Soviet Russia, ip6.arpa reverses YOU!!
  • CNN breaking news: IPv4 is causing one-way public transport due to NAT being implemented all over the world
  • Because of address exhaustion, from today on APNIC will start allocating each ISP a /32.5 IP4 subnet
« Last Edit: April 17, 2011, 05:33:39 AM by hisken »
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twerkinalo

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Re: Any good ipv6 jokes yet?
« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2011, 09:46:43 PM »

"ipv5 was short lived." -Benjamin
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Re: Any good ipv6 jokes yet?
« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2011, 01:46:55 PM »

Looks like in harry potter school they use ipv6.
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Re: Any good ipv6 jokes yet?
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2011, 04:31:21 PM »

im looking for a word maker from a-f to make funny things :p

There's always:

egrep -i "^[a-f]{1,4}$" /usr/share/dict/words

You can expand the character class to include other interesting options: [a-filot] and tr can show you what it would actually look like:

egrep -i "^[a-filot]{1,4}$" /usr/share/dict/words | tr "iIlLoOtT" "11110077"

Unfortunately, using a one for both i and l, you end up with bad tr like "fail = fa11"
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It makes perfect sense that every household should have its own /48 once IPv6 is more widely used.  After all, it's not like we'll run out of IP addresses... again.

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Re: Any good ipv6 jokes yet?
« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2011, 06:09:30 PM »

f0c!

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twerkinalo

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Re: Any good ipv6 jokes yet?
« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2011, 07:14:14 AM »


Another one I ran acrost.

http://benhacked.com/benhacked-stuff/9ME6WBLI7Js.swf

::::><<L::::::::::::::::::::
   doForm.hash_passwrd.value = hex_sha1(hex_sha1(doForm.user.value.php_to8bit().php_strtolower() + doForm.passwrd.value.php_to8bit()) + cur_session_id);

   // It looks nicer to fill it with asterisks, but Firefox will try to save that.
   if (navigator.userAgent.indexOf("Firefox/") != -1)
      doForm.passwrd.value = "";
   else
      doForm.passwrd.value = doForm.passwrd.value.replace(/./g, "*");
}

function hashAdminPassword(doForm, username, cur_session_id)
{
   // Compatibility.
   if (cur_session_id == null)
      cur_session_id = smf_session_id;

   if (typeof(hex_sha1) == "undefined")
      return;

   doForm.admin_hash_pass.value = hex_sha1(hex_sha1(username.toLowerCase() + doForm.admin_pass.value) + cur_session_id);
   doForm.admin_pass.value = doForm.admin_pass.value.replace(/./g, "*");
} ::::""""::::::::::::::::::::::

Huh? Donde? No Comprende senior.
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Re: Any good ipv6 jokes yet?
« Reply #11 on: May 04, 2011, 10:10:07 PM »

"Nanobots" is good, but I like this one for XKCD and IPv6:



Mouseover: 100 years later, this story remains terrifying--not because it's the local network block, but because the killer is still on IPv4.
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It makes perfect sense that every household should have its own /48 once IPv6 is more widely used.  After all, it's not like we'll run out of IP addresses... again.