Any good ipv6 jokes yet?

[twerkinalo]

Has anyone heard any good jokes that have something to do with ipv6?[/glow]


LETS HEAR THEM EVERYONE!^!_!

[chandro]

im looking for a word maker from a-f to make funny things :p

like the common used

dead:beaf:cafe:bed:bad:

:p

[Mierdin]

Not a direct IPv6 joke but it gets the point across.  ;D

[ettal]

An IPv4 address space walks into a bar: "A strong CIDR please. I'm exhausted."

[pcreager]

^ heh

[hisken]

An IPv4 address space walks into a bar: "A strong CIDR please. I'm exhausted."

• I just had a fc00::bad:c0f:fee at my local bar
• There's no place like ::1
• In Soviet Russia, ip6.arpa reverses YOU!!
• CNN breaking news: IPv4 is causing one-way public transport due to NAT being implemented all over the world
• Because of address exhaustion, from today on APNIC will start allocating each ISP a /32.5 IP4 subnet
  

[twerkinalo]

"ipv5 was short lived." -Benjamin

[chandro]

Looks like in harry potter school they use ipv6.

[cessnaflyer]

im looking for a word maker from a-f to make funny things :p

There's always:

egrep -i "^[a-f]{1,4}$" /usr/share/dict/words

You can expand the character class to include other interesting options: [a-filot] and tr can show you what it would actually look like:

egrep -i "^[a-filot]{1,4}$" /usr/share/dict/words | tr "iIlLoOtT" "11110077"

Unfortunately, using a one for both i and l, you end up with bad tr like "fail = fa11"

[chandro]

f0c!

[twerkinalo]

Another one I ran acrost.

http://benhacked.com/benhacked-stuff/9ME6WBLI7Js.swf

::::><<L::::::::::::::::::::
   doForm.hash_passwrd.value = hex_sha1(hex_sha1(doForm.user.value.php_to8bit().php_strtolower() + doForm.passwrd.value.php_to8bit()) + cur_session_id);

   // It looks nicer to fill it with asterisks, but Firefox will try to save that.
   if (navigator.userAgent.indexOf("Firefox/") != -1)
      doForm.passwrd.value = "";
   else
      doForm.passwrd.value = doForm.passwrd.value.replace(/./g, "*");
}

function hashAdminPassword(doForm, username, cur_session_id)
{
   // Compatibility.
   if (cur_session_id == null)
      cur_session_id = smf_session_id;

   if (typeof(hex_sha1) == "undefined")
      return;

   doForm.admin_hash_pass.value = hex_sha1(hex_sha1(username.toLowerCase() + doForm.admin_pass.value) + cur_session_id);
   doForm.admin_pass.value = doForm.admin_pass.value.replace(/./g, "*");
} ::::""""::::::::::::::::::::::

Huh? Donde? No Comprende senior.

[cessnaflyer]

"Nanobots" is good, but I like this one for XKCD and IPv6:



Mouseover: 100 years later, this story remains terrifying--not because it's the local network block, but because the killer is still on IPv4.